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Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!
-- Gene Smith
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith
Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith
Critics think that things should be done in good taste. Most people think that things should just taste good.
-- Gene Simmons
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea--massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
-- Gene Spatford