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At a silly valley place I just visited [..] they have a parrot that 'rings'. It'll 'ring' a couple times, presumably because it enjoys the power of being able to make everyone in the room do the Macarena, and then it will answer itself. "Hello!"-- Gary S. Callison (a.s.r.)
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."-- Harry S. Truman
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.-- Harry S. Truman
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."-- Harry S. Truman
"A successful tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author."-- S. C. Johnson
Happiness is a warm puppy, stir-fried with scallions and red pepper.-- Ry Schwark
"To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love."-- George Santayana
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.-- Jeremy S. Anderson
NASA doesn't have any live weapons; we can only drop management paperwork on those who peeve us--but with a B-52 we can drop a lot of it!-- Mary Shafer
"They call him the Sand Spider"
"Why do they call him that?"
"Probably because it sounds scary." (True Lies)
The more sane often call themselves insane to avoid others' judgement.
Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.-- Harry S. Truman
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.-- Mary Pickford
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?-- David Gunter