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Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison
It's summer and some people head for the woods.
Canoe wild streams to show they've got the goods,
Hiking and biking and running outdoors;
I think I'll just go out and lie on my porch.

Give me two pillows and a bottle of Pabst.
I once was a traveller, but my interest lapsed;
I went thousands of miles, natives to see
They were sitting on porches, laughing at me.
-- Garrison Keillor
"All Bibles are man-made."
-- Thomas Alva Edison
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
-- Sidney J. Harris
"Real poetry doesn't say anything, it just ticks off the possibilities, opens all doors; you can walk through any one that suits you. If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel."
-- Jim Morrison
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
"There ain't no rules around here, we're trying to accomplish something."
-- Thomas Alva Edison
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."
-- James Madison
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
-- Thomas A. Edison
Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.
-- Alan Keightley
Now, in the Overall Schema Of The Universe, I would imagine that this sort of thing ranks somewhere down around gnat's eyelashes.
-- George Madison
"Love makes you do the wacky"
-- Willow
There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
-- Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Batman & Robin)
Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies:
As a USENET discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries. But you imprison those who employ it privately.
-- Spock (Star Trek, "Dagger of the Mind")
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
-- Keith Sullivan
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."
-- Ken Kesey
At a silly valley place I just visited [..] they have a parrot that 'rings'. It'll 'ring' a couple times, presumably because it enjoys the power of being able to make everyone in the room do the Macarena, and then it will answer itself. "Hello!"
-- Gary S. Callison (a.s.r.)
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
-- Earl Wilson
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson