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A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.-- Frank Varano
"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."-- Frank Zappa
"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."-- Frank Herbert
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines-- Frank Lloyd Wright
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.-- Frank Zappa
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.-- Franklin P. Jones
"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense."-- Benjamin Franklin
"If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual."-- Frank Herbert
"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."-- Franklin P. Jones
All goverments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathalogical personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.-- Frank Herbert
Anti-paranoia is that eerie feeling that nothing is connected to anything else.