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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
-- Steven Wright
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
-- Steven Wright
If god dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-- Steven Wright
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Steven Wright
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
Thy sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards.
-- Steven Wright
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-- Steven Wright
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
-- Steven Wright