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If you put a frog in a pot of boiling water it will jump to safety, but if you put that same frog in a pot of cold water and turn on the heat, it will stay and be scalded to death.-- Everett Dirksen
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?-- Dick Cavett
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Why can't some people take a joke? Well, maybe because they're honest, and the joke doesn't belong to them.-- Matt Diamond