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For practical purposes we have agreed that sanity consists in sharing the hallucinations of our neighbors.
-- Evelyn Underhill

To be understood is a luxury.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.
-- Evelyn Waugh

"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."

Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.

He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.

Your powers are useless, I'm wearing tin foil underwear!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand?
(T-Shirt)

Never underestimate the human capacity for cognitive dissonance.

"Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers."

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

Much learning does not teach understanding.
-- Heraclitus

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."
-- Norm (Cheers)