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"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
-- Ellen DeGeneres
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)
"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen
Never underestimate the falseness of a generalisation.
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."
-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-- Woody Allen
"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- Fred Allen (1894-1956)
"Oh, shit!"
-- Data (Star Trek: Generations)
Christianity poisoned Eros, but Eros did not die, it merely degenerated into a vice.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
-- Fred Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
-- Woody Allen (Without Feathers, 1976)
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
-- Helen Keller
Ellen Ripley: Whenever he says anything, you say, "right," Brett. You know that?
Brett: Right.
(Alien)
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-- Edgar Allen Poe
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.
-- Georges Clemenceau (1 December 1945)
Indifference is the key when dealing with a narcissistic megalomaniac.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.