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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-- Edward Flaherty

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
-- Edward Abbey

There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users.'
-- Edward Tufte

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey

"The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular."
-- Edward Gibbon

All good work is done in defiance of management.
-- Bob Woodward

I love you enough to nauseate several poets.
-- Sheridyn Woodward

The reward for a job well done is more work.

"Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others."
-- Edward Abbey

"WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe."
-- Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky

"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to be insane in such a useful way that they can't commit you."
-- Mark Edwards

"Homo sapiens, the first truly free species, is about to decommission natural selection, the force that made us.... Soon we must look deep within ourselves and decide what we wish to become."
-- Edward O. Wilson

"Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."
-- Henry Ward Beecher

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
-- Richard Feynman

The unique operations of the (human) brain are the result of natural selection operating through the filter of culture. They have suspended us between the two antipodal ideals of nature and machine, forest and city, the natural and the artifactual, relentlessly seeking, in the words of geographer Yi-Fu Tuan, an equilibrium not of this world.
-- Edward O. Wilson ("Biophilia")