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"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."
-- Edgar Allen Poe

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-- Edgar Allen Poe

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
-- Edgar Allan Poe

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
-- Woody Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
-- Fred Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- Fred Allen (1894-1956)

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
-- Woody Allen (Without Feathers, 1976)

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
-- Woody Allen

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)