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"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."-- Drew Carey
I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.-- Drew Olbrich
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
For most mothers, day care is a problem. I'm looking for night care, too.-- Cathy Crimmins
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.-- Andrew Lias
"Shouldn't we be carefully placing these comics in plastic bags?"
"No, we have lives." (MST3K)