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The direct use of physical force is so poor a solution to the problem of limited resources that it is commonly employed only by small children and great nations.
-- David Friedman

"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."
-- David Fasold

People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
-- David Byrne

Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson

You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser

Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson Gentry

Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau

"We have art in order not to die of the truth."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla

"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
-- Henry David Thoreau

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell

"In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne

I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."
-- David Duchovny

"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."
-- Henry David Thoreau

What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?
-- David Gunter

Christianity poisoned Eros, but Eros did not die, it merely degenerated into a vice.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Many a man fails to become a thinker for the sole reason that his memory is too good.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins

"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
-- Friedrick Nietzsche

"Mystical explanations are considered deep. The truth is that they are not even superficial."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-- Henry David Thoreau

Insanity is the exception in individuals. In groups, parties, people, and times, it is the rule.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (On Reading and Writing)

Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen

The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.
-- David G. Welton

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
-- Henry David Thoreau

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.
-- Henry David Thoreau

God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

"Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog."

Don't torture yourself, that's what friends are for.

"'Stay' is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary."

"Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say "Trust me" they're actually being very unamerican."
-- David Duchovny (X Files)

Girls are such exquisite hell.
-- Ovid

"Some people have a large circle of friends while others have only friends that they like."

Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...

-- David Preston

"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
-- Agatha Christie

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson

Sexuality does not "turn on" at puberty and "turn off" at menopause. It is not a thing external, no matter how hard our culture teaches us to push it away. It is every bit as integral and fundamental the day you're born as it is the day you die.
-- David Casti

"I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life; to put to route all that was not life and not, when I had come to die, discover that I had not lived."
-- Henry David Thoreau ("Walden")

Unfortunately, as Usenet gets out to the masses it will become diluted.
-- Nelson Minar
*Again*!?!?
-- David Preston

C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.