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No need crying over spilt milk. Unless, of course, you're a truck driver and you just lost nearly 3800 gallons on the interstate - then it's okay to cry.
-- Dan Lantz
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson
Better blatant than latent.
-- Scott Safier
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us.
At 40, we don't care what they think of us.
At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."
-- Ann Landers
"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."
-- Dan Quayle
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.
-- Gustave Flaubert
"Censorship is an excuse to talk about sex."
-- Fran Lebowitz
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
-- R. D. Lang
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
-- Fran Lebowitz
Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
-- Jubal (Stranger In A Strange Land)
Is there no accounting for taste? There isn't even a budget for it.
-- Sean Levy