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"The Hindenburg crash had 62 survivors and 35 fatalities. Of the 35 deaths, 27 resulting from jumping from the airship. Many of the remaining 8 deaths resulted from burns and injuries due to the ensuing diesel fuel fire."-- Dan Egnor
Hindsight is an exact science.
"I am not part of the problem; I am a Republican."-- Dan Quayle
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.-- Spencer Sun
We ignore truths for temporary happiness
Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Ignoranus, n: A person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot.
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison