Quotes

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I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.
-- Cybill Shepard

Bureaucracy is the enemy of innovation.
-- Mark Shepherd (former CEO of Texas Instruments)

If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye

Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
-- Bill Bulko

You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.

Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-- Bill Gates

Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)

Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen