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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
(Computer Museum (Boston))
(A)bort (R)etry (T)oss computer across room?
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.
-- Some computer geek
Computers save man a lot of guesswork, but then, so do bikini's.
Computer Science without FORTRAN and COBOL is like birthday cake without ketchup and mustard.
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle ("Computer Language," Oct 90)
Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing:
A computer program will follow your orders, but rarely your intentions.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
-- Deteriorata (from the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album)
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.