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"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."-- Clive Barker
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."-- Dave Barry
"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."-- Dorothy Parker
"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"-- Dave Barry
"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."-- Dorothy Parker
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."-- Dorothy Parker
"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth."-- Dave Barry
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.-- Dorothy Parker
"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."-- Dorothy Parker
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.-- Dave Barry
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.-- Dorothy Parker
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated -- and a little drunk.-- Alben W. Barkley
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with RAISINS in it.-- Dorothy Parker
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.-- Dorothy Parker