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If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson
Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
-- Stephen Hawking
Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson
My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
-- Stephen Hawking
"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
-- Stephen Butler Leacock
The guests giggled, and floated down to the bottom of the garden to inspect the herbaceous borders, and snatch a quick snog before the crudities.
-- Stephen Foster
"...everyone else here is likely as stressed as you are, though much more competent and cynical."

-- Chris Johnson (a.s.r)
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
-- Adlai Stevenson
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
-- Stephen Hawking
"The [Kate] Bush comparisons are inevitable, but there is an edge, an unpredictability, to Amos that is not apparent in Bush. Tori Amos is what Kate Bush would become if the latter were under a full moon."
-- Stephen Knight (JAM! Showbiz)
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith
"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
-- Stephen King