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Government of the people
By a corrupt subset of the people
For the people who can afford the corrupt subset of the people.

-- Chris Newport
Non sequitur is Latin for "w'uh huh?"
-- Chris Isaak
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.
-- Chris Sampson
If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson
"...everyone else here is likely as stressed as you are, though much more competent and cynical."

-- Chris Johnson (a.s.r)
"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."
-- Agatha Christie
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
-- Christa McAuliffe
"Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success."
-- Christopher Lasch
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.