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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all.-- Elwood Blues
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to become comfortable?-- Mia (Pulp Fiction)
Bullshit, in contrast to mere nonsense, is something that implies, but does not contain, adequate meaning or truth.
Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
TP's 3rd Law: Any sufficiently advanced philosophical discourse is indistinguishable from bullshit.
-- TitanPoint
In a church bulletin: This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
In a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
In a church bulletin: The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
"'Stay' is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary."
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.-- Charles De Gaulle
In a church bulletin: Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.-- Keith Sullivan
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."-- Harvey Fierstein