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"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
-- Bryan White

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
-- E. B. White

The fun with white chocolate macadamia nut cookies is telling which white fatty substance is which. I can't.

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
-- E. B. White

Sometimes I wish I had a knob to turn up the intelligence on the Internet. I have one on my monitor marked brightness, but it doesn't seem to work very well, does it?
-- Bryan Manske