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When someone mentions "the City" in my presence, I usually interpret it to mean exciting Charlton, Ontario (pop. 200, including cows). Anyone who uses expressions so vague deserves to be misinterpreted on a biblical scale.-- Brian Jarvis
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2-- Brian Anderson
I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.-- Brian Manz
Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work.-- Brian Redman
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.-- Brian Kernighan
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."-- A. Whitney Brown
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.-- James Dean