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"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson

Beware by whom you are called sane.
-- Walter Inglis Anderson

Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.
-- Jess Anderson

Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.
-- Jess Anderson

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

-- Jeremy S. Anderson

I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.

-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)

"...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional."
-- Professor Brian Quinn

To be understood is a luxury.

It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz

Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work.
-- Brian Redman

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman

Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)