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"...screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place."
-- Bender (Breakfast Club)

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Motrin and espresso. The breakfast of champions.
-- Sweet Poly

Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved; the pig was committed.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith

A dark past creates a long path back to the surface.

You can't make a program without breaking some egos.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Life is like a grapefruit...it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.
-- Ford Prefect

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.

feet and stones may break my bones, but metrics are more comprehensive

Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but so would an 80 pound carrot.

It's not how fast you run, or how high you jump. It's how well you bounce.

Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer