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When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (BoJack Horseman)
Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava let 'em go because, man, they're gone.-- Jack Handey
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.-- Jack Handey
"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."-- Jack Wagner
Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.-- Jack Schaefer
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.