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If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.-- Cybill Shepard
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
Write a wise saying, and your name will live forever.-- Anonymous
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.-- Oscar Wilde
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.-- O'Neill