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Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.-- David Byrne
"Geologists will date anything."
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."-- David Russell
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.-- David Keyser
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.-- David Nestor
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."-- David Fasold
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."-- David Byrne
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.-- David Tyson Gentry
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."-- David Duchovny
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.-- David H. Comins
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."-- Henry David Thoreau
"If you risk nothing, then you risk everything."-- Geena Davis
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?-- David Gunter
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.-- Henry David Thoreau
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.-- Henry David Thoreau
The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.-- David G. Welton
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.-- Henry David Thoreau
The direct use of physical force is so poor a solution to the problem of limited resources that it is commonly employed only by small children and great nations.-- David Friedman
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates