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The experience of programming Windows vs the experience of programming NeXTStep is like going to the dentist and having a root canal without anaesthetic vs going to the dentist and having your gums cleaned with some nitrous oxide thrown in for the entertainment side of things.
-- Bill Bumgarner
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
-- Bill Bulko
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'
-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-- Bill Gates
Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time.
(A coffee cup)
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.
-- Cybill Shepard
"It's all cheese anyway."
-- Barnes and Barnes
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.
-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
"Warning: Prosecutors will be violated."
-- Rhonda R.
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."
-- Mark Twain
"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what entertainment is all about... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-- Kin Hubbard
For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
-- Bill Bryson
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz
You probably go to museums and complain that Monet pressed down too hard with his crayons because the picture is all bumpy.
-- John Woods
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
Sure, when... - OINK FLAP OINK FLAP - Well I'll be darned!
"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
-- Baroness Edith Summerskill
Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will he will be sure to repent it.
-- Socrates
Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein
"Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them."
-- Louis B. Nizer