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Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.-- Bill Bulko
Can there be, when you think about it, a more improbable sentiment than 'Get fucked!'? We might as well snarl 'Make a lot of money!' or 'Have a nice day!'-- Bill Bryson (The Mother Tongue)
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.-- Bill Lye
I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
The experience of programming Windows vs the experience of programming NeXTStep is like going to the dentist and having a root canal without anaesthetic vs going to the dentist and having your gums cleaned with some nitrous oxide thrown in for the entertainment side of things.-- Bill Bumgarner
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.-- Bill Gates
In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay.
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.-- Bill Davidsen
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
I told [my doctor] that I thought having an orgasm a day instead of hormone replacement therapy was more fun.-- Cybill Shepard
The obvious mathematical breakthrough [to break modern encryption] would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers.-- Bill Gates (The Road Ahead)
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
"Warning: Prosecutors will be violated."-- Rhonda R.