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"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."
-- Barry Goldwater

"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry

Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

I'll say it again for the logic impaired.
-- Larry Wall

"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"
-- Dave Barry

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
-- Larry Wall

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

"Remember the Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules."

"Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth."
-- Dave Barry