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I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo

God: Santa Claus for adults.
-- Rob Earhart

The best things in life aren't things.
-- Art Buchwald

If god meant for us to program, he's a sadist.
-- Rob Earhart

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.
-- Stewart Kramer

"Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road."
-- Stewart Brand

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard

Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
-- Potter Stewart

"Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?"

He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
-- Margaret Lee Runbeck

"Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides holding different views."
-- Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy 8)

Nowadays, originality is the art of concealing your source.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

"Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."

Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.

What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand?
(T-Shirt)

Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
-- Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

You go right on thinking that. Don't let reality stop you.
-- dpm

Art may imitate life but life imitates TV.
-- Ani Difranco