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Wit is a form of arousal.
We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.
It's high-energy play.
It's the way friends make love to one another.

-- Anne Gottlieb

"One good turn gets most of the blankets"

"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
-- Adrienne Gusoff

"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."

"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."
-- Anne Lindbergh

"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."
-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)

"Do you love any,
do you love none,
do you love many,
can you love one,
Do you love me?"

-- Suzanne Vega (Knight Moves)

When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brain.

Fiction is a way of exploring possibilities present but undreamt of in the living of a single life.
-- Nadine Gordimer ("Selecting my Stories")

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM

The sun is like breasts - risky to look at unless you've got sunglasses.

"Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs."