12 hits
Wit is a form of arousal.
We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter.
It's high-energy play.
It's the way friends make love to one another.-- Anne Gottlieb
"One good turn gets most of the blankets"
"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."-- Adrienne Gusoff
"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."-- Anne Lindbergh
"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)
When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brain.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM
The sun is like breasts - risky to look at unless you've got sunglasses.
"Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs."