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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum
"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce."-- Janet Rosenbaum
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?-- Sandy Hereld
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."-- Randy Newman