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Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney

"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel

I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?
-- Sandy Hereld

"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."
-- Randy Newman

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andy Tanenbaum