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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel

I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?
-- Sandy Hereld

"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."
-- Randy Newman

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andy Tanenbaum

People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
-- Andy Warhol

Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?
-- Andy Overman