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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.-- Andrew Lias
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.-- Andre Gide
We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)
I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.-- Drew Olbrich
It is better to be hated for what one is than loved for what one is not.-- Andre Gide
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."-- Drew Carey
Then who's been going through my garbage?
-- Andrew Solovay
Usually we call it "reading your postings"; your terminology is so much more succinct, though.-- Roger Klorese