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Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans.-- Betty Talmadge
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum
Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.-- Amy Lowell
My karma ran over my dogma.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.-- Oscar Wilde
Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.
The acceptable response to homosexuality is not "It's OK, it's not your choice," or, even, "It's OK, it is your choice," but rather, "So?"-- Amy Gorin
I find "Yes, you _can_ do it that way, but the rest of the Internet community will point at you and giggle", followed by my walking out in a flurry of RFCs, tends to be quite effective-- Tanuki the Raccoon-Dog (a.s.r.)
Practical or mean and sneaky? - getting a permanent heart tatoo on your arm and getting three-day temporary tatoos for the names.
Never try to lick a glacier.
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
I'm totally unfreaked about any kind of bodily function. My band are with it too; they'll carry my tampons round in their pockets if I don't have a bag-- Shirley Manson
"Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers."