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Johner: I heard you, like, ran into these things before.
Ripley: That's right.
Johner: Wow, man. So, like, what did you do?
Ripley: I died.

(Alien: Resurrection)

"Life's a bitch, then you die. Then your necromancer daughter resurrects you, and life is still a bitch."

Law of Cat Motion:
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Fanfiction is just fixing things in post-post-production

Headline: Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.