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"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith
"The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands."
-- Alexander Penney
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
-- Alexander Woollcott
"In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from."
-- Peter Alexander Ustinov
Please storyteller, pull a tale from your pocket,
Spin me a story from your coat-tails so bare,
For my heart has turned cold, and my dreams are too old,
And I need to know the magic's still there
-- Heather Alexander (Storyteller)
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith
Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!
-- Gene Smith
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith
Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.
-- Steve VanDevender
Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")
"...screws fall out all the time, sir. The world is an imperfect place."
-- Bender (Breakfast Club)
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.