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"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."
-- Alan Coren

"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts

Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.
-- Alan Cohen

As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!

-- Alan Williams

We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.
-- Alan Turing

I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive.

She thinks she got me with her long range rifle, but she missed.

-- Jonathan Colan

"She hates me."
"She hates me too. But I have enough sense to hate her back."

-- Corey and Gina (Empire Records)

And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords.
-- Alan Watts

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.
-- Alan Keightley

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume warning label)

Success can corrupt; usefulness can only exalt.
-- Dimitri Mitropoulos