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"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."-- Alan Coren
Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.-- Alan Cohen
What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.-- Cohen's Law
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."-- Alan Watts
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!-- Alan Williams
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.-- Alan Turing
I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know I'm alive.
She thinks she got me with her long range rifle, but she missed.-- Jonathan Colan
And it came to pass that in the hands of the ignorant, the words of the Bible were used to beat plowshares into swords.-- Alan Watts
Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.-- Alan Keightley
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.-- Alan Ashley-Pitt
A trial is a lot like gladiator combat. Except trials don't feature half-naked men in armor with swords and spears and those ball thingies at the ends of ropes. Well, okay -- the good trials do, but it doesn't happen often enough, if you ask me.-- Jonathan Colan
"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."-- Bob Dylan
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan
"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."-- Ziggy
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."-- Mark Twain
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.-- Woody Allen
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote