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Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.
-- Adam Smith

Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith

"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith

Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith

Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith

"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."
-- Alexander Smith

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith

I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!

-- Gene Smith

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")

When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.
-- Chris Smith

"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with."
-- Adam Richardson

You think Oedipus had a problem--Adam was Eve's mother.