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In business, your judged by what you say... nothing can kill the confidence of a perspective client faster then a proposal littered with grammatical, usage or punctuation errors.
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Law of Hydrodynamics: When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Sodd's Second Law: Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.

Law of diminishing IQ:
The IQ of the group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you.