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I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore, and what's it seems weird and scary.-- Abraham Simpson
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.-- Abraham Lincoln
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.-- Abraham Kapla
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.-- Abraham Lincoln
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-- Homer Simpson
I don't want to be understandable. I want to be felt.-- Martha Graham
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
"Rebellion is almost as stupid as obedience. In either case you let yourself be defined by what they tell you to do."-- Paul Graham
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.-- Chris Sampson
Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.-- Lisa (The Simpsons)
We shame outselves for the sake of simplicity.
No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
"Making the simple complicated is easy. Making the complicated simple is brilliant."
Any research done on how to efficiently use computers has been long lost in the mad rush to upgrade systems to do things that aren't needed by people who don't understand what they are really supposed to do with them.-- Graham Reed