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A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist."
"However," replied the universe, "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."

-- Stephan Crane ("War is Kind," 1899)

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy 1981-1987

Nothing true is popular, and nothing popular is true.

It's a joke. Like the funny kind, but different.

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
-- Mao Zedong ("Quotations from Chairman Mao," 1966)

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
-- Oscar Wilde

To err is human. And stupid.

To err is human, to moo bovine.