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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
-- Terry Pratchett ("The Colour of Magic")

"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?"
(The Simpsons)

There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.
-- Henry Miller ("The Colossus of Maroussi", 1941)

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-- Eden Phillpots

Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls.
-- Terry Pratchett (The Light Fantastic)

The senior wizard in a world of magic had the same prospects of long-term employment as a pogo stick tester in a minefield.
-- Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)