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Whenever you fall, pick someone up.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked." (Someone on Slashdot)
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
A troll is someone who, finding that no-one likes them, decides to pretend that it's on purpose.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.-- Albert Camus
Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.