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Life's weird, that's why I'm sticking around till the end.
-- George Neville-Neil

"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
-- Neil Kinnock

Chicken Soup, n.:
An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.

-- Arthur Naiman ("Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish")

Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill

There's a common component of scientific thought which says that a) if you're not a convicted Scientist then you can't get involved in discussions about Science and b) Science is all about Progress and means that things will always get better if Scientists are in Control.
-- Neil Lewis

The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.
-- Evil GIR (Invader Zim)

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
-- Neils Bohr

"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart."
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez