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Life's weird, that's why I'm sticking around till the end.
-- George Neville-Neil

"Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest."
-- Neil Kinnock

Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out of rats.
-- O'Neill

Chicken Soup, n.:
An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.

-- Arthur Naiman ("Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish")

The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.
-- Evil GIR (Invader Zim)

There's a common component of scientific thought which says that a) if you're not a convicted Scientist then you can't get involved in discussions about Science and b) Science is all about Progress and means that things will always get better if Scientists are in Control.
-- Neil Lewis

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
-- Neils Bohr

"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart."
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?

-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)

Poetry is a deal of joy and pain and wonder, with a dash of the dictionary.
-- Kahlil Gibran

Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you.
-- Kahlil Gibran