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Sometimes before bed, I look in the mirror and wonder just what I'll be doing in ten years. Then I look at the clock and think, 'Probably flossing.'
-- April Van Scherpe

I think having 'Men' and 'Women' signs on bathrooms is a bad idea, because if aliens thought those rooms held standard specimens and went in to record data, they'd get some pretty bizarre examples.
-- April Van Scherpe

"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."
-- M. C. Escher

The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
-- General H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Bring ideas in and entertain them royally, for one of them may be the king.
-- Mark Van Doren

"Indifference is isolation. In difference is texture and wonder."
-- Edwin Schlossberg